Sofas are just disproportionate chairs

Linear programming can't save you from clowns

idk, i'm not copying that down just to make sure it sucks

It's also still yesterday here as well

The statement "chinchillas live in herds" hits the trifecta of 1. true 2. extraordinarily exciting 3. wildly misleading

One is a compulsive liar and the other is a lunatic